Same thing we do every night, Pinky... Try to take over the world

Welcome back.

For those of you who were wondering what the three of us had planned for our seemingly directionless lives, now you know. While it may already appear obvious that we are the most qualified candidates to take over the world, you probably haven't considered that our quest is well underway. Sure, Pinky and the Brain had some great ideas, but they were lacking a crucial element which gives us an undeniable advantage. Gustave. No, this is not a nickname we have given to our collective intelligence, but we appreciate the thought. We could try to explain Gustave, but instead, we recommend this video:

GUSTAVE! WTF MATE?!

If you were too lazy to click that link, we completely understand. But seriously, you need to see this. Gustave is a 60 year old, 20 foot long, 2000 pound Nile Crocodile (see 40 seconds into the clip for an idea of his relative size). One more thing: he has been rumored to have eaten hundreds of people. Villagers, scientists, poachers, and Boba Fett have all tried and failed to capture or kill this huge croc. Sorry Mr. Fett, but freezing Han Solo in carbonite is child's play compared to taking down Gustave. In fact, it is obvious that the only thing potent enough to destroy Gustave is the power of played-out racial stereotypes. Black people love fried chicken. By feeding Gustave countless buckets of fried chicken, the hundreds of previously dormant Africans within his belly will be thrown into a (food) frenzy. Because we don't want to seem overly racist, we won't go into the details of Gustave's demise. But whether it be caps popped, hoes supermanned, or L's smoked in the back of the Benz-y, Gustave is toast.

The legend of the Maryland Three Party and the defeat of Gustave will soon spread to the surrounding villages where will be hailed as god-like warriors and made Kings. We think it is safe to say that within a matter of hours we will be the ruling triumvirate of the world. As you can see our plan is well thought out as well as perfectly feasible. Its 6am. Were going to bed.

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