Rob

Rob Sukumar (born May 16, 1988) is a student at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill and possibly at the University of Maryland-College Park. A member of the notorious 2006 Richard Montgomery High School graduating class, Rob has gone on to accomplish very little, getting mediocre grades at UNC and not playing for their Men's Basketball team. Having been rejected from the business school once, his major is now Environmental Science and Economics, and will stay that way as he gets rejected again in the fall. Notable for his long arms, ability to waste brain space on every lyric, failure to apply himself, and tendency to be asleep, Rob will probably not finish this sentence with anything remotely of substance. He roots for the Redskins, Wizards, Tar Heels, and Terrapins, and can look forward to Roy Williams choking in the tournament pretty much every year and Dan Snyder running the Skins' franchise into the ground. Reports out of North Carolina indicate that Rob has a rapidly growing ego, a tendency to make people feel inadequate by knowing more about everything than they do, and a lack of ability to control himself while making fun of people. Despite taking lots of heat for his decision to choose UNC over Maryland, he has resisted the urge to transfer multiple times. Setting himself up for failure, his goals include becoming athletic, winning an intramural t-shirt, and going to sleep at some point tonight.

This summer, Rob will be melting away in the North Carolina heat for the months of May and June, before returning to waste away the summer with Addy and lament Nick/Paul's absence from the North Potomac-Darnestown cluster.