Nicholas Robert Warren Lane

Nicholas (Nick) Lane has spent the past several years of his life diligently failing out of the University of Maryland. As a graduate of Richard Montgomery's prestigious International Baccalaureate program, he has mastered the science of doing the absolute minimum to get by. Prone to spontaneous adventures, taking jokes too far, and sleeping at unreasonable hours, Nick tries hard to try as little as possible. After years of training from a close friend, mentor, and coach, he has grown from a sports ignoramus into a moderately respectable source for commonly known sports facts. Passionate about the Redskins, Wizards, and Terps, Nick will happily hop onto a passing bandwagon following the inevitably early exit of his team from the postseason. Future aspirations include becoming a pokemon master, winning some kind of foosball tournament, and learning to dribble a basketball with his left hand. Because the University of Maryland does not offer any courses in those areas, Nick will be taking a year off from school. Besides searching for a wife, Nick will be reading his Bible, working out regularly, and otherwise trying to convince his parents that he has regained control of his life. Nick plans to escape the monotony of baseball season in the mountains of New York, where he may or may not shower for the entire summer.